VAMPIAN,

The Italian-American Vampire

a.k.a. The Roman God of the 21st Century

a.k.a. ¢ammy ¢

a.k.a. yung narcissus

a.k.a. PROTAGANIST SYNDROME POSTERCHILD ™


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Ever


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DISCLAIMER

VAMPIAN is comedy series displaying themes of satire, ironic emphasis on ego and narcissism, nihilism, and selfishness through the concept of otherwise objective logic (with a very overt bias towards one’s own personal gain) in an aggressively argumentative fashion.


VAMPIAN hires CdSC to act out the VAMPIAN persona.

Content created for VAMPIAN is by no means representative of the views of CdSC or associates, and is not to be taken as such.


The number one question everyone is waiting for:

Is it cringe?

Hell yes it's cringe, fuck you that's why


it's all just headassery don’t @ me

yew muthafuckaaaaaaas